Again-- Shit Happens!


Guess what???
My previous blog kana delete..
inda plang ku tau leh sapa..
fortunately...
the previous post..
ada dalam my document..
so i have to re-post..

Thanks to Faiz...
Ia yang buat kan ku blog baru..
and yeah the template sama macam si BADUT...
chapeyyy...

Ok ok..
im off..
sleep..
Esuk gi skulah...
huhu
and will be posting new stories
hehehe...

xoxox
ayen

Do They

Those Bitches Talking About Manners

yeahhh...
They really talk about manners..
Do they have one?

NO!

Show Off

Tadi Block 5 - my maths class..
on the way ke maths class tadi..
Freaky aga aku..
Bangga gi tu ngaga aku ah...

haha rupanya kan show off ia punya kuku..

Another Shit Happens

Tadi pagi..
aku masuk english class kan tu..
so teacher tanya..
aku kemana kelmarin...
so aku gitau lah aku kejamban..
hahaha..
i know -- stupid reason

Then apanah..
ia gitau nama ku nada dalam attendance..
pas tu ia tanya pat si jolyn..
have you see n her?
and apanah si paloii atu menjawap..
NO!
aku tekajut..
kelmarin aku lalu dapannya jua di pintu ahh..
mustahil ia inda nampak..
RASAKU KAN KU TAMPAR WAH MUANYA AH!!
BITCH!!

Iatah si Pau pun cakap, ada jua ko kelmarin..
heyy..
even yang lain pun nampak aku kali ahh..
and yang menghairankan..
namaku nada dalam list..
stupid ehh..
ani pikiran ku plang ni..
probably.. si jolyn tipex my name coz aku nada time atu...
ukan plang ku nuduh ia catu pi aku terpikir cematu saja...

Entah eh..
malas tah ku lagi kan pikirkan..
ia kan buat aku escape..
buat tah..
Banyak saksi ku lam class ah...

SIAL!!

Sweet Escape
Yesterday morning - 17th Aug, 08
Ms Breda told us that she won't be able to come to the class today since she's having a meeting..
But still we have to attend the class..
we watched this video - fast food.
AGAIN - ITS MC DONALD....

Today - 18th Aug, 08
I came to the class..
pi boring..
soo..
i went down to the library looking for Hajah
YES! Hajah's inside the library with shaz's lappy.
( no no escape ehh..)
At first
i thought that i just wanna stop by just to talk with Hajah but NO
We watched this video like - korean short drama..
its funny tho..
Im with her from 8.50 - 9.45
At the same time, i was fucking hungry..
told Hajah to get my bag in English room...

At the front door, i saw Yazid
I asked Yazid if there was a teacher inside the class..
and yeah, he said...
YES!
i was like...
"seriusly, banar wah?? paloii kali ehh! Jah cemana ni?"
"jah, cuba ko liat dulu! ada kah inda?"
Then Hajah said, YES ADA!

Ohhh SHIT!!!
Hajah making fun of it...
(taloorrrr ko jah! its not funny kali ahh)
We waited until Ms Breda get her arse out..
I asked Hajah to get my bag..
she told me there's no teacher in the class..

We went back to our usual hang out place..
its break time..
no no escape? im not really sure if its onsidered as escape..
why??
'coz i wrote my name in the attendance paper..
hahaha

Shit Happens!

Yesterday - August 14th
Kami abis class pukul 12..
during breaktime..
Aku sama the gfs kan order Mc Flurry Oreo..

Here come the silly part!!
CILABAIII
*cilabaii - cilaka && baiee*

Around 12..
Aku sama Hajah call Mc D on the way ke class geo si Tipah ma Shaz..

Man: Mc Donald...!
Ayen: Hellloo... ermmm.. Mc Flurry berapa?
Man: $3
Ayen: Make it 4...
Man: uhhh--hmmm...
Ayen: Hantar kan ke MD di entrance..
Man: uhhh--hmmm
*inda ia betanya kah sapa nama or my pon no.. lurus kah inda?*
Ayen: ok thanks

Stupid...
langsung inda betanya ani bah...
ter---uhmmm plang ya sana...
dalam class..
Si tipah ngira duit...hahaha
Si Hajah sama aku main lari lari...*damn that girl!*

Sudah atu kami semua ke tangga atu...
nunggu Mc Flurry ah..

15minutes...
alum tah jua sampainya Mc Flurry ahhh..
ku call lagi...

Man: Hello Mc Donald...
Ayen: Hello... tadi kami ada order.. tapi belum sampai dari tadi..!
Man: hantar kemana tu?
Ayen: ke MD..
Man: Ok urang kami on the way sudah tu ahhh..
Ayen: bahhh...

30 minutes later....
STUPIDDD
alum gi sampai2nya ahhh...

Ku suruh si Hajah call..
then apanahhh...
Baru durang kan betanyakan nama sama phone no...
WHATTHEHELL!!!!

atu panas ati ku....
Mandi peluh kali kami ahhh...
Mun jalan kaki ke McD.. kanyang kali sudahh ehh..
Then...

Sharp at 1..
alum jua sampainya...
so aku suruh hajah call balek..
cancel the order..
urang atu macam mantle..
nya...
"yang dari MD ne??"

Likeee...
ukan salah kami kalau kami call balekk...
durang yang buat kami tunggu tunggu...
BULLSHITT!

Macam anti ku sudah kan call McD ah...
Na ku mau gi ehhh...

Hajah Just Got Punk'd

Heheehhe...
just like the title..
A big YES
Hajah just got punk'd

p/s: Sorry girlfriend

Back to my story...
Early morning on the 11th august..
Aku and Effah decorate this big manilacard..
Its a birthday card untuk Hajah..
Its black in colour..

Pagi atu jua kami ke class Shaz..
Unfortunately...
she's not there.. *damn you shaz!*
so kami ke class hajah..
aku suruh si Eton aka Zaitul bawakan the card..
takut si Hajah nampak..
aku bawa si Hajah tempat tangga atu lah kan bercerita kononnya..
Si Tipah nunggu si Amal..
*lupakan gitau.. kami ke class durang just to have signature on the card* ok..
Kami dapat sudah sign si Amal..
except si Shaz..

That morning kami ada this Girl Talk..
Effah tunggu si Shaz tempat purple V bench..
AAAku bawa si Hajah tempat kami lepak...
AGAIN.....
.NADA SI SHAZ (underline the word nada si shaz)
So kami ke audi saja...
Effah suruh si Hajah hold the manilacard.. but she didn't recognise that black thingy..
I gave her a hint...
she's blurrr.....
Again... si Effah gave her a hint jua... Blurrr...
Until i told her....
"Liat tu manilacard ahhh!"
hahaha

She was shocked..
i can see from her face lahh..
haha.. Then ku bagi ia My Real Present atu..
Its a 'handphone chain blue color with a fluffffeyyy ball' hahaha...
she liked it...
heee...

dalam audi...
ku paksa ia pakai that blue thingy...
pi ia inda mau...
the reason is "PREFECT IS EVERYWHERE" sooo aku mengalah..
then ku paksa lagi...
barutah dipasangnya...
WHAT AIN WANTS IS WHAT SHE GET!!!

so Effah turn bagi ia the present...
it's a chocolates and one of the 'anime characters' key chain...

cuteee...

can you see the happiness??
all of us were hawt...
agree??
But im much hawtter than them..
hahaha
kidding...

Happy 18th Birthday To Hajah

09.08.08 - Hajah's Birthday kali ah..
tadi aku baca post nya..
She wrote im the 1st to greet her at 12 sharp!
hehehes...

ok ceta dari awal.....

Masa malam Jumat atu..
Effah text me..
Ia inda tau apakan di bagi..
So kami discuss discuss lah apa present tuk si hajah..
Sudah atu..
Effah ada cakap..

Effah: "Astah ku bagi nie karang pop mee atas meja ani"
*light bulb on*
Ayen: "au ahh.. kau bagi saja pop mee atu... bla bla bls.."

So after the conversation, kami agree kan bagi ia pop mee..
Sii efah bagi pop mee and aku bagi Maggie tomyam..
Hahaha..
Mahal kali tu ahh..
Jan inda galat..

Ok.. the next morning.. we were very excited kan celebrate birthday hajah.. apatah lagi aku.. i mean.. i can't wait to see her reaction if ia dah buka our present..
So dalam register class..
Me and effah busy usai the present..
hehehe...

Time maths..
Freaky told me suruh hajah jumpa kami time break..
i told him im about to message her..
then he told me he bought a cake untuk si hajah..
i was likeee..
how sweet...
eventho freaky berubah but at lease ia nda lupa birthday hajah.
he bought this cake...
hehehe.. cute right??
Barbie gi tue ehh..
its a sponge cake..
yummy!!

Masa lunch time... Ngalih kali ah kami tunggu birthday girl!
time atu aku suruh durang buat macam biasa saja
jan tah greet si hajah..
sekali masa hajah sampai rah kami.. si freaky ani dengan confident gi tu eh.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAH..
shit!!!
spoil kali ahh!
and kami buat mua bangang.

haha..
sudah atu ku bawa si hajah ke stall..
kirakan dangani aku lah membeli minuman..
at the same time ku suruh durang ready the cake..

so sampai tempat kami lepak..
Freaky bawa the cake..
and kami nyanyi lagu.. happy birthday..
hehehe..
i can see si hajah macam...
OHHH MY GOD..!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! THEY CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY!
dhaaaa~~~
hehehe..
nampak happy banar si hajah time atu..
here's our pic...

Guess which one is the birthday girl?

Si Amal bagi Hajah patung a 'mice'..
cute...
Me and Effah bagi ia maggie tom yam and Pop Mee...
hahaha...

That Afternoon..
i texted her..
"hows the birthday present?"
She replied,
"read my blog now.. LOL."
dengan iskinya..
aku baca ia punya blog..
hahaah
ada revenge gi tu...
hahaha...
But we have the next plan...

Read the next post ayte......

The Nicknames

This post involve Hajah Hafizah, Iffah, Adelyne, Rabbiey, Shaz, Fikri and Zack.
Each one of us ada nickname sendiri.

Sii Nurul Ain Nazuha
Nickname: Capati.
Given by: Effah and Hajah.
Nickname: Bola.
Given by: Freaky.
Nickname: Spank-er.
Given by: Freaky.

Sii Hajah Hafizah
Nickname: Murtabak.
Given by: Ayen and Effah.

Sii Effah
Nickname: Tipah.
Given by: Ayen.
Nickname: Tumpi.
Given by: Hajah.

Sii Adelyne.
Nickname: Mata kail.
Given by: Hajah

Sii Rabbiey
Nickname: Umpan.
Given by: Effah.
Nickname: Bunny.
Given by: Ayen.

Sii Shaz
Nickname: Dosai.
Given by: Ayen.

Sii Fikri
Nickname: Freaky
Given by: Himself.
Nickname: Selutt.
Given by: Zack.

Sii Zack
Nickname: Blow
Given By: Fikri

WITH THEM

Its 11.15 pm
still thinking about todays event.
hehehs.

macam macam happening bagi ku hari nie.
Setiap block atu ah, ada ada saja bah.
Hilang jua stress leh nya.

During Block 3, aku PS!
lepak sama si Adelyn, Rubbiey, Tipah and Freaky.
Hahaha...!
Seriusly, aku macam inda dapat betamu sama si Adelyn..
Tadi atu ketawa ganya ah..
Pacahh ehh..

During Block 2, Geo class.
Nothing happen.
Biasa saja.
Sir suruh buat notes sendiri.

During Block 1, English class.
Sii Renzo buat presentation.
Iatah dalam English class atu, ada lah 2 urang ani cam lembut sikit lah.
Durang buat presentation tadi.
Sudah yang surang atu bersuara......
OMG!!!
Suaranya! Gila!!
Hahahaha

During lunch,
Aku lepak sama sii Hajah, Tipah and Shaz.
Biasalah kan mun 4 urang ani bertemu, LOUD!!
Hajah gi memandaikan berJazz kai guitar sii Shaz..
hehehe riuh wah class atu leh kami..
atu baru class alum gi serumah...
inda ja??

Block 5, Maths class.
Teacher Atul aher masuk tadi.
so aku lepak ma Freaky and Zack.
Me and Freaky keep on smack-ing each other ass.
At the same time, kami nyaya si Zack jua.
Pi siuklah class kami tadi..
Bising!

Time balik..
Me ke art room with Freaky.
And yeahh..
Ada si Adelyne.
Pi inda sampat kan begila2 sama ia since aku kana aga sudahh.

siuk lah hari nie.
macam i really really enjoy myself today sama my bff!
Mun sdah balek atu.. macam macam tia dalam pikiran

♥HELMEY♥

I love my Helmey so much!
Im soo happy with him..
Eventho ada masalah tapi kami dapat handle..
He's sweet..
I miss his voice berabisly..

Hari tu ia kana tahan di hospital...
pagi dalam kul 5 lalu..
ia call aku..
Suaranya sedih lah..
i tot something must happen time atu..
pi ukan..
Ia baru kas kana inject time atu..
tebangun ya..
tarus ia call aku..
hehe..
manja lah..

entah ah..
sepanjang ku ada bf..
dengan ia tah paling ku happy..
i just can't imagine hows my life gonna be without him..

I am sooo deeply in love..♥
missng him now.. :'(

Can't Understand Her

Ani kisah time accounting period (block 4) Lemme introduce pasal ia dulu.

Namanya Ms. Yong
Pemarah kali ahh.
Kalau ia marah, ia bad mood.
Kalau ia udah bad mood, macam macam tah tu keluar dari mulutnya.
Pi mun ia baik, baik banar.
hehe calii lah bagi ku.

#1
Time atu kami ada kana suruh buat yang macAm journal ah.
Kali ia tanya kami any question??
Pi kami macam nada papa saja.
Marah ya kan.
Sampai ia cakap kami ani banar banar pandai sudah sampai nada soalan atu.
Banar jua tu mun nada masalah, apa jua kan di tanya.
bising lah ya time atu.

Sudah atu kan, si Niza aga teacher kirakan ia ada soalan lah tu.
Sudah atu teacher tanya kalau credit apa?
kalau debit apa??
Si Niza bangang.
Inda ia tejawap kan.

Marah ya teacher ah.
Marah banar ani wah.
Mental gi tu eh

Aku time atu duduk belakang si Effah.
Time teacher marah marah atu, si Efah pusing rah ku.
Tawa ani wah.
I mean merah muanya ia ketawa ah..
haha aku pun ikut2an kan ketawa ah.
ukan plang ku ketawakan si Niza pi teacher atu jua bah.
Bisai bisai urang tanya marahinya mental ya.
Sudah urang inda betanya arah ia, marah ya jua.
canakan tu???
Selahau kali.

#2
Masa ari tu, teacher ada bagi kami homework.
Then the next day nya ia tanya gi kami ada question kah inda.
surang2 inda menjawap ani.
Marah ya...
macam biasalah sikit2 marah
kali ia cakap kami ani meniru iatah nada soalan atu..
then ia cakap cemana kamu kan pass kalau meniru saja..
Whatthehell!
Bad mood banar ya time atu..

Then tadi (5.08)
Ia ajar kami new exercise..
ia tanya gi kami ada question kah inda..
kami diam saja..
marah ya lagiiii......
Sudah atu ia suruh kami buat sendiri.. alum gi abis tu eh explanation nya ah..

Esuk (6.08) Kami ada accounting class kul 12.30..
pi cancel pasal apa tu nahh...
nya...
Kamu pandai sudah no need class in the afternoon gi.. so i can relaxx..
ia cakap catu..
macam sekadarr kan tuu???

Eatah mental waa leh nya..
kalau kan jadi studentnya mesti ada soalan bah!!
payah jua eee...
urghh.....

D-Day

As I said on my previous post
Kami ada cleaning campaign time English class
Siuk jua lah
sampat jua kami begambar..
hee..
si Zaitul tu punya idea..That's me and Fauziah...

Hahaha bahagia sulnya kami ahThis is me, Fauziah, Iz, Farid and Wan didapan jamban neh Yang diatas ani group durang si Enzo.
Si Enzo ne yang mamam chupa chup ah..
Yang sebalah nya atu twins tu.
tapi surang atu tepampan..

Heehehe
Ani aku... Sii Nurul Ain Nazuha
Mutik sampah jua ku tu.. memalukan eyy :p

Me..
Dengan bangga nya gi tu membuang sampah ah

Siuk lah...
time atu macam terasa ku kami atu satu family...
hehe..
sweet memory walaupun tired

Sudah abis atu..
Me and Fauziah kebawah..
kami selalu tunggu dibawah..
gipun hari atu balik awal jua..
Since ada Majlis Khatam Al-Quran..
Sudah ku sampai di bawah..
my hp bevibrate..
urghhh...
my dad message..he told me ia ambil aku akhir sikit..
damnnn...
panas gi tu time atu...

So aku keatas...
Mula2 ku bawa si Fauziah..
Tapi inda ya mau..
so aku surang saja..

Sudah ku masuk dalam class..
ada si Ida.. duty nya time atu..
aku ani kan duduk pat bawah aircon ah..
den Ida tagur ada cicak mati belakang ku atu..
Sudah si Ida buang cicak atu...
Gilaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Bebau kali ahhh!!
Kuat wah baunya ah!!
Kan muntah ganya inda

Dalam kul 12.15 atu ada lah binibini masuk lam class atu..
hehehe..
bida tarus ani wah mua durang tecium bau ah..
last last..
baru tah durang tanya bau apa..
i told them ada cicak mati..
tarus pindah class ani wah

aku stay masih lam class atu pasalnya tempat ku bediri atu si Ida bagi lotion pat tile ah..
iatah harum semerbak baunya..
Unfortunately..
yang lain tecium bau najis..

hehe
ayen - xoxo -

Cleaning Campaign

Kelmarin aku masuk english *insaf sudah inda mau escape gi* hahaha
Iatah kemlarin kami belajar pasal clealiness.

Sudah atu Ms Breda suruh kami keluar dari class.
Ia suruh kami observe lah apa yang kutur, sampah jenis yang cemana selalu didapati and buat survey.
Ia suruh buat macam group lah.
Dalam group ku Sii Fauziah and Sii Zaitul.

So kami jalan jalan lah keluar buat observation ans survey.
Kami mula mula ke belakang library.
liat pat recycle bin ah.
Urghhhh.....
Bbebau kali ah! *namanya tempat sampah*

Recycle bin ada 3 kan tu : Aluminium can, plastic and papers.
Aku mencheck tempat aluminium.
Si Fauziah sama Si Zaitul inda ku tahu ah.
Pasalnya recycle bin atu nada label except aluminium can saja.

What I saw is that aluminium atu becampur sama papers!!
Ngok jua cleaners nya sana atu.
Adakan di campur aduknya sampah ah.
Sudah atu kami record kami punya observation.

Now its time to do some survey.
kami tanya urang what's do they think about the cleanliness of the school.
What should we do to overcome the problem.

Urang urang kami tanya:

• Sii shahrul (Zaitul's geomate)
• Adrian (Zaitul's businees/economic mate)
• Adli (ex-smja-ian)
• Fifi (Zaitul's bestfriend)
• Geng geng GBL (one of them is my goodfriend, sii Freaky)
• Teacher Elzam

Heeee....
Siuk kali ah buat survey ahhh...
Mula mula lain jua lah rasanya kan betanya pat urang... i mean pat urang yang tani inda kenal
Tapi last last siuk jua lah.

Ohhhh... yeah..
Ms Breda suruh kami bawa rubber glove
pasal apa tu nah??
tomorrow we do some dirrteyyy work.
Memutik sampah sekulah!!

Huhuhuhu :'( geli jua ku tu...
miherrr heyy..i