Another one. Jobless indeed. Tagged by Malique.

01. Tomorrow your doctor diagnosed you with Alopecia and said you would lose all your hair soon?
: Ohh... noooo! My hair!!!

02. A awful rumour went around your town saying you had slept with more than 100 people in a month?
:What the hell! Do you honestly gonna believe that? I don't!

03. Your bestfriend hates you?
:Give me back my money :P

04. Your boss sexually harassed you?
: Perv! I'll kick him as hard as I could! And and quit the effing job!

05. You found out a member of your family you loved and trusted turned out to be a serial killer?
: Ofcourse I'll freak out! What??? You think that I would just seat there and watch the bloodbath???

06. You were asked to appear on a make-over show. Would you be insulted?
: I would say Thank You!

07. You woke up to find all your teeth had fallen out?
: That's what you get if you never been to the dentist before!

08. You opened your front door to find Marilyn Manson on your doorstep, confessing his undying love for you?
: Shh! Keep it down horsie! My boyfriend would freak out! Keep it as a secret. *winks

09. Your parents said you could never use the internet again?
: So do you!! LOL

10. Your boyfriend told you he was actually gay?
: Don't you love me?? Dammit! Hahahhaha

11. Your bestfriend confessed to being in love with you?
:*sings. Lucky I'm inlove with my best friend. Noo! Noo! I don't! All my friends are gay! LOL

12. Your brother/sister started to sleep around and gained a reputation of being a slut?
: My family isn't that disfunctional, dude.

13. Your parents said you were moving into a haunted house?
: Hhahahah! That's cool! 0____0"

14. You woke up to find you were 20 pounds heavier?
: You ain't fooling me again, mirror! *stares with sipit eyes.

15. You thought you were just putting on weight, when your doctor said you were actually 8 months pregnant?
: I ain't that stupid either. Hhahah! Look who's stupid now! Hhahaha

16. Someone broke into your house whilst you were home alone?
: Maybe I could take down one person. Many? Im outta here! Get me a rope now!

17. Someone hacked into your myspace and invited all your friends to a party at your house?
: Err, okay! xD Sure, sure.

18. You woke up to find a really goodlooking guy, who you didn't know, was sleeping next to you?
: Muhammad Rahim?? Seriously?? I'll keep him forever. LOL

19. Jim Carrey rang you and said he wanted you to appear in his next film?
: That would be an honour, sir.

20. You were offered a million to appear topless in a dirty magazine?
: No thanks!