Edward and Bella Random Post

Things Edward Anthony Masen Cullen would never say:

-Bella, Im gay.
-Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle!
-Yes, I'll admit it! I'm perfect!
-Yo. Bella. Wassup?
-Dude! That is so freakin awesome!
-Hey Bella! Wanna go cliff diving?
-Let's go donate blood!
-I am getting kinda pale. I need to get a tan.
-Aw Snap!
-Bite me Bella!
-I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder you fell in love with me.
-Hey Edward, have you read these books by Stephenie Meyer yet? I found one in the library called Twilight... it's really good.
-I worship 50 Cent.
-Does this make me look fat?

Things Bella would never say:

-Hey Edward, can you go bite Jacob?
-Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?!
-Hey Eddy!!!!!!!!!
-You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale...
-Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni.
-Edward,hug me. I'm really cold.
-Hey Edward! I think we should have a magic show! It won't be hard, just walk out into the sun, you glimmering diamond of a person, you!
-Yo, the Ed-meister! Eddie C, the Ed-man! Sup, Edward!
-Listen Edward, I borrowed your cell phone earlier, and I couldn't help but notice...who the hell's Ayen and what's she doing in your 5?

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